Call out Mexico's Minutemen

Now I know why my gym is infested with elderly stairmaster and water aerobics enthusiasts. They're getting revved up to run for the border (and climb and swim, as required). As someone who has splashed to the side of the pool halfway through a workout, to hang on in humiliated, gasping exhaustion while people fifty years my senior churned effortlessly through another round of backward arm curls, I fully appreciate the danger to Mexico's security these elderly invaders represent. And who knows how many members of the dreaded, militant AARP lurk among them?

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