I remember this young jew who came to where I used to work. He was wearing a military jacket and we struck up a conversation. We got along pretty good until I told him I was a Christian and how lucky it was for him to be part of the "Chosen people". Right after that little faux paus, he stopped talking to me and looked at me with a smirk, like I was some kind of fool. 
 
Since we worked with sharp instruments, it was during the break that I put the knife to his throat and told him not all Christians are slobbering airheads that believe jews are the chosen people (since jews wrote the bible) And that Christians should die for people who spit on the cross. I reminded him that "jews have a funny way of digging their own graves" and that God has punished them more than any other race of people. I stuck the knife into the table and watched him almost wet his pants. Then he took-off like Judas and I never saw him again. 
 
Curse you to hell Israel. Curse you and yours.

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