Dec
18
2005
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A Good Word About George W. Bush
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By MWC News
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A Good Word About George W. Bush
Mr. President George W. Bush is an icon to be bashed mercilessly by social malcontents who see him as having no redeeming personality characteristics at all and has proffered no socially edifying programs during his tenure as president. But this is not true. I am writing to offer up a good word for George W. Bush. If he is not simply misunderstood, he is at least--like all of us--not all bad. Indeed, by way of his social legislation, he exhibits unsurpassable redeeming qualities. Be first to comment this article | Quote this article on your site | Views: 1831
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The First Green President
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War: What Is It Good For?
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By MWC News
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Wage This!
Waging war is when you send your kids to kill someone else's babies. It is nothing more noble than that, and all the good reasons in the world won't differentiate your war from Hitler's, or Napoleon's, or Genghis Khan's, or Caesar's, or any of the thousands of other little excursions into bowel spilling that humankind has indulged in with monotonous regularity over the last few millennia. The stated reason for going to war is always the same; as the prophet Orwell said, "Every war when it comes, or before it comes, is represented not as a war but as an act of self-defense against a homicidal maniac." Be first to comment this article | Quote this article on your site | Views: 1073
Tags: Ben Tripp War: What Is It Good For?
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White House Report Card
The bipartisan 9/11 Commission released a report card on the administration’s efforts in the wake of the 9/11 attacks and to say the news wasn’t good is like saying abandoned mine fields make for lousy hot air balloon staging grounds. George Bush ought to thank his lucky stars he doesn’t have to take this report card home to Poppy and Babs, because I’m betting he’d be grounded for at least a semester and have the keys to his Porsche 944 turned over to Jeb. Needless to say this is not the kind of card that greases the skids for entrance into Yale but that never bothered a Bush.
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Tags: Will Drust White House Report Card
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By MWC News
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT PRESIDENT BUSH’S PLAN FOR VICTORY.
Q. President Bush recently announced his “PLAN FOR VICTORY.” What does this plan entail? A. Its two pronged. There is a short term plan and a long term plan. Be first to comment this article | Quote this article on your site | Views: 1349
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THE SEQUEL
Oh no you did ’ent. Don’t you tell me that you did. Not again. Because only a gutless swine would trot out that weak tired line of crap. Again. Dividing America. Again. You didn’t really say it, did you? That anyone who criticizes you is endangering the troops? Not again! Can I just ask, where the hell do you get the cajones, after everything we’ve gone through the last three years, to let that pathetic argument oooze out of your pie hole one more time? Must come from your mother’s side. Please tell me I’m wrong.
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By BEN TRIPP
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Get Out Your Paperclips
One more time: a US dollar is about six inches long, which I'm told is slightly high side of average. The moon, that large round thing in the night sky with no advertising on it, is roughly 238,000 miles from the earth, or 1,256,640,000 feet; according to today's exchange rate, that would be 2,513,280,000 dollars laid end-to-end. Let us be clear about how many dollars that is, because I know you just skipped over the numerals and fully intend to proceed with "a lot" as your benchmark, which won't work. 2,513,280,000 is just over two-and-a-half billion. Be first to comment this article | Quote this article on your site | Views: 1043
Tags: BEN TRIPP The Cost of War
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