POLITICAL HUMORS
Oct 03 2008
Interesting Times
By Will Durst   

Sweaty wrestling scholars have yet to establish whether it's a Chinese, Arabian or American curse; nonetheless somebody once said, "may you live in interesting times." And sure as God made the larva of the coddling moth eager to worm its way into the core of little green apples, we are knee deep in the middle of one of those "interesting times." Any more interesting and psychiatrists will start franchising electro shock therapy treatments at shopping mall kiosks.

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America, Love It or Leave It
By Ben Tripp   

It Probably Won't Leave You

I find people that cry 'fascism' at the slightest erosion of their fundamental American rights just as irritating as the next guy.

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Choose Decision!
By Ben Tripp   

Americans love choices, but they hate decisions. In some ways this is at the root of our current national dilemma. We have a choice of airlines, shopping malls, grocery stores, and political parties.

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Old Piranha Pants
By Will Durst   

Got a message for Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Hey lady. How ya doing? Me too. It's going around. Listen, the couch is over there and you might want to lie down and take a Zen moment to get over your bad self. You had a nice run: your moment in the sun, complete with an SNL skit featuring your Doppelganger, Tina Fey, but now the honeymoon is over and you should moose up and use this quiet time to devise an actual stance in lieu of a pose.

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Congress bows to Catholics
By MWC News   

American Roman Catholics celebrated today after the U.S. Congress, by a wide majority, passed a bill confirming that life begins at conception and that at birth each baby will now be considered legally nine months old.

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I Got Your God, Right Here
By Ben Tripp   

Oy, Religion!

I am an atheist.

As occasionally happens, someone has noticed that some people 1) don't believe in god, and 2) some people buy books on the subject.

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Pigasus is back!
By Bob Boldt   

Pigasus is back.  Yes the granddaughter of the now-famed Grandpa Pigasus, the pig who ran for president in '68, is back!  She is running on the newly formed DIPPIE party – an offshoot splinter group composed largely of 60-plus year-old Hippies and former members of the YIPPIE Party. 

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The Unkosher Candidate
By Will Durst   

Settle down people. For crum's sake, you're going to burst a collective blood vessel here and end up squirting self- righteous juice all over your nice slacks. All this garment staining simply because Barack Obama said his opponent's call for change was similar to applying lipstick to a pig.

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