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May 18 2007

You got to love Dick

By Will Durst

Vice President Cheney that is. He made another unannounced visit to Iraq in his unofficial capacity as heavy schtarker foreign policy hit man for that Halliburton subsidy, the Bush White House. “So, Mr Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, you’re planning on letting the Iraqi Parliament go on vacation for two months while our troops keep on protecting your sorry asses. Well, perhaps a few minutes alone with the ENFORCER will set you straight.” CUE DARTH VADER THEME.

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May 09 2007

George & Attila

By Will Durst
When a ton of crap is dumped from way high above into the lake of our lives, we rarely worry about the tiny arcing droplets splashing on our face mainly because we're too busy keeping our boats afloat and our breathing apparatuses above water, Be first to comment this article \| Quote this article on your site \| Views: 1027 Tags: Will Durst George Bush Attila
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May 01 2007

The Scourge of Mockolate

By Will Durst

I never thought I’d be talking smack about the Hershey Company. It makes me feel like I’m wiping my oily hands on the prom dress of America’s sweetheart. We all know Hershey. We all love Hershey. For crum’s sakes, they’re the chocolate people. Got a whole town named after them.

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Apr 24 2007

The Curious Case Of The Amnesiac Attorney General

By Will Durst
I’m afraid it is my duty to impart some bad news, people and I advise you all to sit down before you fall down. Comments (1) \| Quote this article on your site \| Views: 1185 Tags: Will Durst Alberto Gonzales Attorney General
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Apr 13 2007

Staking the Hypocritical Oafs

By Will Durst

I’m a little worried about the Republicans. I am. My job is to mock and scoff and taunt and these days its almost too easy. I was taught you don’t kick people when they’re down. Which probably qualifies me as a weenie or a wuss in their book. FULL STORY...

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Apr 03 2007

Spring Training for the Presidency

By Will Durst

The World Series of Presidential politics may be 19 months down the road, but the players are already lacing up their cleats and playing pepper with fungo bats on the sandlots of Iowa and New Hampshire. FULL STORY...

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Mar 22 2007

Partisan Witch Hunts on Youtube

By Will Durst

Partisan Witch Hunts on Youtube

Strap on your seat belts and nuke some popcorn because we got ourselves a Battle Royale between the two gnarliest branches of government that a tree has ever seen. FULL STORY...

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Mar 14 2007

The Department of Just us

By Will Durst

For those of you who enjoyed the devastation that the Bush Administration unloaded on America through the Federal Emergency Management Agency and the K Street Project, you’re going to love the Extreme Makeover going on over at your new Department of Justice. FULL STORY...