Political Humor,

A Good Word About George W. Bush
by James L. Secor

Mr. President George W. Bush is an icon to be bashed mercilessly by social malcontents who see him as having no redeeming personality characteristics at all and has proffered no socially edifying programs during his tenure as president. But this is not true. I am writing to offer up a good word for George W. Bush. If he is not simply misunderstood, he is at least--like all of us--not all bad. Indeed, by way of his social legislation, he exhibits unsurpassable redeeming qualities.

He has successfully managed to raise up the embattled aristocracy to virtually untouchable heights--and he did it without a bloody revolution, coup or regime change. He managed this by returning to the blue bloods what sets them apart and had been taken from them: their hard earned money. To be simplistic: George W. Bush has managed to return the aristocracy to their rightful place. Legally. Their rightful place is a Darwinian fact. The stronger, i.e. better, survive. They are on top because they are better and stronger. Further, their rightful pre-eminence is guaranteed by the Declaration of Independence by their sanguinity, i.e. high born blood. The Jeffersonian line has languished because he mixed his seed with the lower sort. George W. Bush's policies are assuring that such pollution will not happen again. Thus, he preserves the Darwinian principle--and the right of intelligent design: are not he and the other highborn of the (second) Chosen People? There are no better leaders than leaders who are chosen by God. As these leaders, these better sort know more (and better), it stands to reason, then, that they would know better what is good for their underlings and so it is only right and meet that their aristocratic privilege be protected.

Let us see how he has done this. . .

With his compassionate "no child left behind" educational policy, George W. Bush has made it nigh unto impossible for the non-aristocrat to manage to infiltrate the colleges and universities of America while at the same time there will be a minimum of despoiling of knowledge. By revamping the examination system, George W. Bush has judiciously relegated to secondary status all inferior races. The new examination criteria are exact measurements of knowledge, for science and math are exact sciences: there is only one right answer. Tests that test literature and history are inexact and arbitrary. There are so many possibilities that it is nigh unto impossible to discern the right answer--more properly, the particular answer being sought by any particular test. This of course, increases the possibility of failure. Failure leaves children behind. With the exact measurements that math and science testing provides, George W. bush's policies are insuring that everyone will know the same thing. What could be more fair? Of course, one must understand that "child" refers to only the off-spring of the aristocracy; all the other off-spring are waifs living on hand-outs and hand-me-downs.

As the working class and lower downs often enlist in the Armed Forces in an attempt to raise themselves up above their proper level, George W. Bush's programs for streamlining the economics of the Armed Forces is another positive move to insure the untouchableness of the nobility while protecting the nation from foreign incursions and attempts at regime change (overthrowing the government) similar to the 9-11 attacks. No benefits, especially college, creates a situation in which no one can advance who is a member of the lower classes. And this is good. Very good. By sending them abroad to fight wars, George W. Bush has further advanced the status of the socially more fit by eliminating the unfit, a Darwinian principle if ever there were one. If these people were of the better sort, they would be more successful. Thus, again, there is no way to sully those necessarily at the top by too great a build-up of the lesser, weaker population. There can be no higher form of martyrdom than dying for the defense of the betterment of the nation. Everyone wants to be a hero. The economic benefits of such a sacrifice cannot be calculated. By enriching those at the top, these working class soldiers are ensuring that their betters remain at the top of the heap where they belong; for, by way of their being better (superior), they know best what is best for The People. At the same time, with so many giving their lives for the perpetuation of the species, there is a reduced possibility of revolution, a pernicious form of regime change that puts the lesser on top and ensures final extermination. And we can't have that.

Eliminating Social Security will further encapsulate the aristocrats of the American world, for only the lesser kind of individual is in need of a government hand-out. As the elimination of Social Security will also affect the pity-ist doling out to the disabled community of funds for support--the cripples and cuckoos--the government will not only be saving a considerable amount, that it could better use elsewhere, but it will be eliminating the detritus of society, the truly Darwinian unfittest for they are not even whole and thus know no quality of life, as aristocrats do. The country neither needs nor wants slackers, people who do not pull their own weight. They are a blight to the work ethic that has been a stand-by of American society since the Puritans. Eliminating such a social and ecological burden can only be in the best interests of the aristocracy and therefore in the best interests of everybody. All the people. For with the elimination of the invalid, the slackers, the useless and the least of the least there will be more for the whole, for the betterment of society. The better sort, the aristocracy, don't need a political hand-out. Nor does any responsible individual. That people do is a sign not only of their irresponsibility but of their being lesser. Keeping them alive only sullies the superiority of the nation.

Closing the borders to unwanted riff-raff (immigrants) closes off, again, distasteful, destructive and dirtying elements from further perverting the goodness of America. It is quite obvious that immigrants have caused this country to sink even lower on the scale of survival success. It is time they were reinserted into their former dark holes of countries. Besides, these kinds of people take jobs away from good citizens, citizens who know their place and are, perforce, happy with their lot. It is only in this way, in the realization of one's place and ability, that society will run smoothly and for the benefit of all. . .after the aristocracy are properly satisfied. To the best goes the best; to the best goes the most, for they are more deserving. So it is written. Thus, it is only proper that we further discourage immigration before these foreigners take it into their heads  to even consider becoming immigrants. This is known as deterrence. The situation needs, upon occasion, to be forcefully made in order to maintain purity and the proper order. And here the Armed Forces are put to the utmost good use.

By limiting this horror that has been imposed on genteel society called Free Speech, George W. Bush has effectively put a stop to aural pollution. No more bad words. No more profanity. No more criticisms that are hurtful and inhumane. Free Speech is a Romantic ideal that results in abuse and violence. No one should be forced to listen to it. And, of course, it is only shouted about and practiced by the lesser sort, the sort who want to displace their betters. Such destroyers of the natural order need to be silenced and a return to a more prosaic, utilitarian, ontological world established, for we do not live on dreams. With the sacking of Free Speech, the aristocracy will no longer be the victim of bad press. Pollution of the airwaves equals pollution of the species, the nation. If we are ever to reach the heights to which we are destined, we must act and speak in solidarity, in unison. One voice is the voice of the many. Undermining authority by saying whatever you want whenever you want without any sense of decorum or propriety is rude. It is hurtful. It is wrong to hurt others, especially your betters. Therefore so-called Free Speech is rightfully eliminated in the name of humanity.

Of course, this is only a short listing of the good work George W. Bush has done to benefit the aristocracy, the people who are born to rule, born to be on top. And this cannot be a bad thing, for so many of the lesser sort don't know how to rule, much less think. It becomes tiring to make excuses for the lesser sorts, so it pays to exclude them from the benefits to which they are not suited in the first place. The national security ID plan is the last and best way to keep track of who's who.

So. . .George W. Bush has done this country a great service and should be rewarded, not damned.

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Jimsecor is a freelance writer who has travelled extensively overseas, especially Japan and China. He has published in all genre and produced several plays over the years and has taught theatre, writing and literature.

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