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Hillary Clinton, Wins Republican Debate
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By Shahram Vahdany
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The following is a transcript of last weekend's Republican Presidential Debate.
Rudy Giuliani: I want my Republican base to know that I am the least Hillary-like of the candidates. I don't even like the name Hillary -- let alone Clinton. Hillary sucks!
Mitt Romney's Slack Bulge: Respectfully, Rudy. I happen to know that if you are elected President you would be just like Hillary! You have huge gobs of Hillaryness all over you. You even smell like her. And You voted with her on more than 1000 out of 500 bills last year. Did I say Bill? Hillary Sucks!
John McCain: Those two are a couple of Hillary lovin' tree hugging liberal nut jobs. Hillary spent $1 million of federal "earmark'' money on a Woodstock museum. While Woodstock was going on I was a prisoner of war in Vietnam! I am the least Hillary like of the candidates and would outlaw further use of the name "Hillary" if elected. For goodness sake, don't let Hillary win -- we will all surely die!Recommend this article...
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