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Date: 2009-08-22 09:54:42
Pulling Granny\'s Plug

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Pulling Granny's Plug
Political Humor
By Will Durst   
Saturday, 22 August 2009

What is it with the crazies with the guns at the town halls complaining about the health care reform death panels? There are no health care reform death panels. Is this what constitutes legitimate dissent now? Just making stuff up? Okay. Fine. I want to protest the black capsules the government plans to shove down our throats at age 30 to tamp Social Security costs down and honor Michael York in Logan’s Run. Come on everybody: “Black Capsules Bad.” 

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EU says Afghan vote 'fair not free'
Top_news
By Agencies   
Saturday, 22 August 2009

The largest foreign election monitoring group in Afghanistan has said the polls were generally fair, but the body came under criticism for making such a statement ahead of official results.

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Clerics question Iran cabinet picks
Top_news
By Agencies   
Saturday, 22 August 2009

Conservative religious leaders in Iran have raised objections to the decision by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the Iranian president, to include three women in his new cabinet.

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Al-Megrahi 'to prove his innocence'
Top_news
By Agencies   
Saturday, 22 August 2009

The man convicted of the 1988 bombing of an aircraft over the Scottish town of Lockerbie has said he would present new evidence to prove his innocence before he dies, UK's The Times newspaper has reported.

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Iraqi MPs call for security review
Top_news
By Agencies   
Saturday, 22 August 2009

Iraqi MPs have called for an emergency session of parliament next week to address the security concerns following recent attacks, the parliament's deputy speaker has said.

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Public apology for My Lai massacre
Top_news
By Agencies   
Saturday, 22 August 2009

The former US army officer found guilty of mass killings in  the village of My Lai during the Vietnam war has finally made a public apology after more than 40 years.

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Toll rises in Pakistan drone attack
Global
By Agencies   
Saturday, 22 August 2009
The death toll from a suspected US air raid in Pakistan has risen after nine more bodies were pulled from the rubble, officials have said.

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Yemen renews ceasefire conditions
Arab World
By Agencies   
Saturday, 22 August 2009

The Yemeni President has renewed his government's ceasefire conditions to end the fighting with Shia rebels in the northern province of Saada, which according to a UN agency has displaced more than 35,000 people.

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Bernanke upbeat on economic growth
Economy
By Agencies   
Saturday, 22 August 2009

The head of the United States' central bank has said that there are positive signs that the world economy will soon start to grow, after the worst global downturn in decades.

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